thatzombie submitted this photo with the comment “My friend, Valter, climbing a tree in leather pants in one of the most haunted cemeteries in Chicago: Bachelor’s Grove.”

Climbing trees in haunted cemeteries in leather pants at night time?  YES! Valter looks pretty impressed with himself and not scared of being in a haunted cemetery at all.  I also don’t find cemeteries all that scary, especially as once I was at a party at night near the biggest cemetery in our town and, being the excellent drunken Goths we were, a group of girls went into the cemetery and found a dildo and brought it back to the party on a stick.  Why? I don’t know. I’m guessing it’s only my friends who go into cemeteries and collect sex-aids. Probably. But why was it there in the first place? Perhaps a some necrophiliacs left it there after secret necrophiliac shenanigans. BUT TO EACH THEIR OWN.  I should probably just shut up.

Valter is not smiling, it’s daylight and he is all leathered up and hating cows in a haunted cemetery.

5 out of 5 - Look out for necrophiliacs wielding dildos at your next cemetery visit.