Emaly sent this photo with through with the comment “It was my birthday on Monday so I gathered all my friends for an up-tree goth shot to celebrate the occasion. Too bad we drank to much before while we waited for it to get dark, because alot of the pictures ended up super blurry.”

Dawwwwwwwwww.  21st birthday Goth love up a tree.  Doesn’t it make you want to vomit?  But in the nicest most colourful corn-filled way possible, of course.  Footsies, handsies, lipsies.  It’s just so revoltingly cute. Just look at their little faces.  You want to smoosh them and smack them and then hug them. And I like the random arse that also features in this photo.  If I didn’t know any better, I would say that’s my friend Emma’s arse.  However my boyfriend just told me that that’s a boy’s arse.  I clearly need lessons in arse gender identification. There’s also an obscured white wearer.  Is the random arse attempting to chat up the white wearer? What was his chat up line? “Hey, baby, those Goths over there are going for it, let’s conform.”  We will never know.

There is smiling but it’s night time and it was her 21st birthday!  COME ON, GIVE THEM A BREAK. They were drunk, bless ‘em.

4.98 out of 5 - All birthday parties should be held up trees