Raven MorningStar sent this one in with the comment “Goth day job - Wildlife photography.”

So, a photo of a Goth up a tree whose day job is to take photos of wildlife? Hmm, a pattern forms.  Not that I’m suggesting Goths are wildlife, but the general fondness of being photographed up trees suggests some affinity with wildlife, don’t you think? Who am I kidding, most of the Goths I know I would consider fairly wild in their own way and they’re definitely mostly alive despite what they would like you to think, therefore, Goths = wildlife. 

This guy looks at home up this tree.  I would even go so far as to say he looks intrepid.  He appears to be quite high up for which he gains extra points.  His outfit is typical Goth-guy-in-the-outdoors with the camo pants tucked in to his combat boots and the fetching addition of the Technics shirt that suggests some sort of interest in DJing.  I’m not going to make a comment about the size of his lens because that would be uncouth and I’m all about being couth. HAHAHAHA. He’s not smiling.  It is day time but extra points granted for being intrepid.

4 out of 5 - Don’t quit your day job!