labphotography submitted this with the comment “I know this girl, I took this photo. It is just very very old.”

This is the point that I restrain myself from saying something about dead Goth smelly pirate hookers because that would be unkind and I don’t like being unkind and quoting Anchorman is seen as a terrible thing by some people (come on!)  Also, that would be quite unfair because this looks like a lovely dead pirate Goth up a tree and not remotely hookerish. She probably smells quite sweet; like jasmine, tree sap, clove cigarettes and delicious rum (she’s a pirate after all).  Forget I said anything.

She’s reasonably high up the tree.  I like the deathly pose, one-eyed vacant stare and lack of a smile.  I’m trying not to think too hard about how a dead pirate Goth would get up a tree in the first place - let’s go with drinking too much rum. She’s not dead, she’s just passed out!  In the middle of the day!

4 out of 5 – Pirate Goths should learn to hold their drink