pandaemonaeum “This is my friend Kat, in a tree. It was taken in about 1997, in the Necropolis in Glasgow. We had a picnic in the cemetary, got drunk, and posed on gravestones, and in trees apparently. I offer no excuses :D Just a lovely picture, of Kat, in a tree. Enjoy :D”

Is this person making fun of my overuse of commas? I’m going to make a special effort to use the bare minimum of commas in this post.  It’s going to be difficult - I WANT TO USE COMMAS.

I really like this picture.  I think it’s due to the combination of colours: the black clothes, green tree, red hair, pale make-up, and pink cheeks (essential comma use there).  I appreciate the tricksy Goth eyeliner which looks shocking 90% of the time but looks lovely here.   Kat doesn’t look to be very far up the tree - probably half way up a medium sized tree. We’re going to have to trust that the photo was truly taken in a necropolis and that they were drunk because otherwise I would be deducting points for daylight tree sitting (I’ll just assume they were so drunk they didn’t know what time of day it was).  I can see what looks like a statue in the background which does add some weight to the necropolis claim.  I like the casual pose and alert but untroubled expression. 

4 out of 5 - Get drunk in a necropolis with commas.