Lauren La Fey submitted this photo with the comment “Hello there tree goth appreciator!   This is me. Up a tree. It was 30 degrees on this day when my friend (and artist) Neil thought it would be a jolly good idea to take some pictures of me up a tree, wearing the heaviest velvet dress ever, so that maybe, just some day, he might get round to painting me (nudge nudge).”

Come on then, Neil. Get a paintin’! She deserves it after all she’s gone through for you, surely.  She looks very fae and paintable with the light shining on her hair. I get the distinct impression that she’s going to conduct some faery mischief like leaning over, hocking a loogie, and raining mucus on passers by.  I think she’s a medium height up the tree. She’s not smiling (it’s hard to smile when you’re hocking a loogie) but it is day time.

3.5 out of 5 - Let it rain with faery mucus.