Patty submitted this photo with the comment “This is my friend Eddy back when we were in high school…. lucky for me he was a cliche goth… the only thing left was for him to poop bats and communicate with ravens”

What is with Goth boys up trees and their penchant for hanging their hand near their crotch?  Am I missing some goth boy crotch secret? Don’t answer that. So, this guy’s not goth enough to shit bats yet?  That skill appears when you level up, I believe, and that would explain why some self-proclaimed uber goths permanently have strained looks on their faces.  We call it batstipation in the trade.  Well, we don’t, I just made that up - I may have had some vodka. 

To the photo, they’ve cunningly played around with the RGB levels to make it look like dusk. Sneaky. I’m not fooled that easily, damn you!  He’s not smiling; perhaps he’s practising his batstipation look for when he levels up.  He’s not very far up the tree.

3.75 out of 5 - Tell me the secrets of goth boy crotches and batstipation.  Actually, don’t.