seminalissues submitted this photo with the caption “do a satan”

Now, I’m not going to pretend that I know what “do a satan” means, nor am I going to pretend that this person hasn’t just dressed up in black and put some black lipstick on and submitted a bunch of photos in different poses (‘cause they did).  I searched for “do a satan” to see if I was missing something obvious and, unsurprisingly, it didn’t produce anything useful. An image search came up with a push bike.  With confidence that only google can provide and the information on the submitter’s blog, I think I can safely say: WHAT?!

Back to the photo, although I doubt the authenticity of this Goth, I appreciate the effort they went to, especially as they sent me several photos with different outfits.  They do appear to be a reasonable height up the tree.  It’s daylight and they look slightly amused by the whole thing, probably because they’re anticipating the complete confusion caused by their comment.

2.5 out of 5 - Someone please explain to me what the hell is going on.