Rileysauce submitted this photo with the comment “brass tree = steampunk?”

Oh no! He mentioned the ‘S’ word! Let’s just pretend that never happened for fear of cogs raining from the sky as happens in my ‘I hate steampunk’ themed angry nightmares (and then we’re all forced to wear brown and attach cogs to every available space and wander around with fake weapons we’ve fashioned out of door knobs and painted with brass coloured paint).

So, yes, this is just a guy hanging out in his local brass tree, as you do.  He thought the appropriate attire for this situation was some fishnet stockings converted into a shrug, a black and white stripy scarf and a pair of cyber goggles with biohazard symbols on them.   I’m not sure why he covered his nipples.  If you’re going to pose in this kind of outfit I would have thought any suggestion of modesty would be out the window.   At least he looks sincere about his love for the tree.  He’s certainly gripping it like he never wants to let go.

He’s not smiling, it’s night time but I really can’t get an idea of how far he is up the tree so let’s go with moderate height.

3.95 out of 5 - Shield your nipples for the love of brass trees