Jessie HarlaQuinn submitted this photo with the comment “This photo is of me at 14 in the brutal Wisconsin winter of 1999. (you need to do the epic black metal hand when saying the brutal wisconsin winter part.)”

I am currently doing the epic black metal grimace because if I did the epic black metal hand I wouldn’t be able to type. So imagine my face like this while looking at a smaller squooshy stressball skull that has maggots coming out of its eyes which is sitting on my PC. Imagining now? Great.  Now imagine buying some really awesome boots in size 39 and and sending them to me.  Aaaaaannnd stop imagining…. NOW. Hmm you feel very generous and are looking up boots, aren’t you? Yes, yes you are.

So, this Goth has indulged in a bit of panne velvet (OH GOD WHY?) and some white face.  I like her fishnet under-top and the colour of her dress.  She looks a bit like a wild Goth caught on camera, mainly because of the blurriness of the photo. I can imagine a small child saying, ‘Look mum!, I FINALLY got a photo of that Goth that lives in the tree in the backyard. It kinda hissed at me’.  She’s not smiling, it’s night time and she looks to be a decent height up the tree.  Good work.

4.5 out of 5 - *Epic black metal hand* Brutal Wisconsin Winter Wild Goth caught on grim and necro camera.