Fifi submitted this photo with the comment “Hi Goths Up Trees,  This is a picture of me up a tree. Obviously I am not a black pug but I can guarantee that I am more goth than most of you bitches. I did not get myself up the this tree but was precariously placed by my \m/ ÜBER GOTH SLAVE \m/. Post my picture GUT or I’ll eat your face off while you sleep. Fifi.”

WHAT? Aggressive dogs are now submitting photos? I can only guess that this pug has been shoved up a tree by some heartless owner as a ploy to get their photo posted on my site. Success, you evil bastard.  Look at that innocent looking puggy face. Behind those huge eyes supposedly lies a cold hearted face eater.  At least she’s wearing black but she seems to be missing a neck and this so called uber goth slave.  I’m taking your word on this one, Fifi.  I don’t often take a dog’s word but I would rather not have my face eaten off in my sleep. I’m sure I’d wake up anyway with all that snorting and heavy pug breathing. 

2 out of 5 - I’m only posting this because I’ve eaten too many easter eggs and I have the pug fear all of a sudden.