Cocoa submitted this photo with the comment

“Hello! I’m from Brazil and I love your blog! I’ve been climbing trees since I was 6 (the bullies did not see me up there) and I’ve been a goth since I was 14! :D So, of course I decided to take a picture for your blog! 
I know I’ll lose points for daylight, but I can assure you I was wearing sunscreen, spf 60.  Shame my pirate socks didn’t show up! Hugs! Cocoa (I know, not the best nickname for a goth)”

WTF is Molly Ringwald doing up a tree? JOKES.  It’s nice to see a goth up a tree in a tropical looking location.  I’m sorry that the reason you started climbing trees was to avoid bullies but I’m sure it was better than my anti-bully method of dobbing on them (because dobbers wear nappies, apparently, and dobbing bullies in sure makes them want to bully you less).
Yes, points off for daylight but I’m very glad of the sunscreen because she is so very pale. Points for her cute pixie cut and tropical surroundings.  There’s a hint of a smile there but she looks to be a decent height up the tree.
4.3 out of 5 - Avoid internet bullies by taking a photo of yourself up a tree and sending it to me and then I will fight them for you.

Cocoa submitted this photo with the comment

“Hello! I’m from Brazil and I love your blog! I’ve been climbing trees since I was 6 (the bullies did not see me up there) and I’ve been a goth since I was 14! :D So, of course I decided to take a picture for your blog! 

I know I’ll lose points for daylight, but I can assure you I was wearing sunscreen, spf 60.  Shame my pirate socks didn’t show up! Hugs! Cocoa (I know, not the best nickname for a goth)”

WTF is Molly Ringwald doing up a tree? JOKES.  It’s nice to see a goth up a tree in a tropical looking location.  I’m sorry that the reason you started climbing trees was to avoid bullies but I’m sure it was better than my anti-bully method of dobbing on them (because dobbers wear nappies, apparently, and dobbing bullies in sure makes them want to bully you less).

Yes, points off for daylight but I’m very glad of the sunscreen because she is so very pale. Points for her cute pixie cut and tropical surroundings.  There’s a hint of a smile there but she looks to be a decent height up the tree.

4.3 out of 5 - Avoid internet bullies by taking a photo of yourself up a tree and sending it to me and then I will fight them for you.

countesskitsch submitted this photo with the comment “Taken by a mundane, but I suppose the subject is what really counts.”
You’re correct there, Miss Kitsch. I don’t give a flying f*ck who took the photo.  It could be taken by a hipster upon a fixie bike with a polaroid camera that they paid 5 times the original price for from a ‘vintage’ store while wearing a trilby hat with a flashing light on it that says “Hit me, I’m a hipster” on it and I WOULDN’T CARE.  I only care about you! I’m so caring, I know.
So, according to you, is anyone who isn’t a goth a “mundane”? I used to refer to people who weren’t from any identifiable subculture as a “normal” but “mundane” implies excessive dullness.  Tsk tsk. Lets not make assumptions, now. Some normal people are quite interesting after a few drinks! 
This non-mundane person is smiling and out in the daylight but she does have a massive umbrella to shield her from the sun, so bonus points there.  She looks to be a good height up the tree.
4.3 out of 5 - When goths are the norm they become mundane (oh drat)

countesskitsch submitted this photo with the comment “Taken by a mundane, but I suppose the subject is what really counts.”

You’re correct there, Miss Kitsch. I don’t give a flying f*ck who took the photo.  It could be taken by a hipster upon a fixie bike with a polaroid camera that they paid 5 times the original price for from a ‘vintage’ store while wearing a trilby hat with a flashing light on it that says “Hit me, I’m a hipster” on it and I WOULDN’T CARE.  I only care about you! I’m so caring, I know.

So, according to you, is anyone who isn’t a goth a “mundane”? I used to refer to people who weren’t from any identifiable subculture as a “normal” but “mundane” implies excessive dullness.  Tsk tsk. Lets not make assumptions, now. Some normal people are quite interesting after a few drinks! 

This non-mundane person is smiling and out in the daylight but she does have a massive umbrella to shield her from the sun, so bonus points there.  She looks to be a good height up the tree.

4.3 out of 5 - When goths are the norm they become mundane (oh drat)