Khalid Horus Makalani submitted this photo with no comment.
Mate, I can’t see whether you’re up a tree or standing in front of a tree.  I’m going to have to assume you’re up it because you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? Would You? WOULD YOU? Noooo, of course not, we’re all friendly Goths here. We’re not going to mention that one time when that one guy did that thing.
So, what can we say about this fine Goth from what we can see? It kinda looks like a Goth myspace portrait shot (hey, do you remember myspace? No? Me neither!) He has a lovely Ankh, dreads, nice stick pin, excellent sunnies.  Is he invoking my favourite character from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series, Death, with that Ankh?  Let’s go with yes because that’ll make me happy. He’s looking relatively chipper.  He’s out in the full sun, for shame! I wish I could see more of him but, you know, we do what we can do.
3 out of 5 - Say ‘ankh’ 10 times in a row

Khalid Horus Makalani submitted this photo with no comment.

Mate, I can’t see whether you’re up a tree or standing in front of a tree.  I’m going to have to assume you’re up it because you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? Would You? WOULD YOU? Noooo, of course not, we’re all friendly Goths here. We’re not going to mention that one time when that one guy did that thing.

So, what can we say about this fine Goth from what we can see? It kinda looks like a Goth myspace portrait shot (hey, do you remember myspace? No? Me neither!) He has a lovely Ankh, dreads, nice stick pin, excellent sunnies.  Is he invoking my favourite character from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series, Death, with that Ankh?  Let’s go with yes because that’ll make me happy. He’s looking relatively chipper.  He’s out in the full sun, for shame! I wish I could see more of him but, you know, we do what we can do.

3 out of 5 - Say ‘ankh’ 10 times in a row