fluxmorz submitted these photos with the comment “Here is my sister and 3 friends at my friend’s wedding. [The first photo has] a hidden goth at the top.  [The second photo is of] my sister with a boyfriend growing from her head. He’s not aware he is a growth. There were platform shoes that don’t have heels (kinda like hooves, really) but in order to capture the disgusting head-growth, they got left out.”

YES. Goth wedding photos up trees!  These have it all: spectacular posing particularly from the bride, gorgeous goth wedding attire, excessive tree height by the “disgusting head-growth” *ahem*, minimal smiling (the bridesmaid is smiling in the first photo but she’s made up for it in the second).  Above all, I appreciate that they have risked ruining their wedding clothes to climb up and have these photos taken on their day of days!  It’s a pity it’s daylight but I suppose night wedding shots might be a bit much to ask.

4.9 out of 5 - I now pronounce you goth and tree.

I was just walking through the park, minding my own business when I stumbled across four other goths sitting up a tree wearing the same Goths Up Trees t-shirt as me.  After we got over the initial embarrassment and had a minor argument about who wore it the best (featuring dramatic sighing and death stares), I took the opportunity to get up the tree with them and have this photo taken.  Luckily, none of us are smiling in the photo, we’re all at various heights up the tree, there are a lot of excellent boots visible and there’s even some absinthe! Yes, it’s day time but I assure you it was bloody icy cold and those of us without jackets were struggling to look composed.   I’m not going to score myself because I’d naturally give myself 5 out of 5 and I’m told that scoring yourself can cause blindness.

You too can own a Goths up Trees t-shirt and have altercations (or harmonious absinthe sharing) with goths in parks and then pose for photos.  Get one (or 5) from my shop Goths Up Tees, get it? get it? HA!  There’s a limited number of them and they’re good quality so get ‘em while you can!

4.8 out of 5 - I suppose I should score myself reasonably and take the potentially blinding consequences.